Thursday, June 12, 2008


Perhaps Helixxx had tried to audition for a part in the latest Vin Diesel flick. Perhaps he's some tawdry porn star. Or perhaps he's just a spammer. One of these three scenarios is not only probably; it's correct. I'll leave you to ponder which one it is as I relate to you the four comments he contributed to the site before his demise.

"I totally just ordered a pack. I wonder what sushi will taste like...."
(from the Magic Fruit Turns Sour to Sweet FPP)

"I love the fact that as every time I get bored with the TV Show (which has happened a lot less this Season than in Season 3) that there's always an internet game to explore for more content. I really, truly hope that the lines between TV, internet, video games, movies, podcasts and music continue to blur until every concept, every "show" can immerse us in different forms of media. This is the real contribution of Lost, besides a great storyline. Making the audience a participant in mythology. JJ Abrams for President!!"
(from the Meta-Media FPP)

"I'm sorry. I'm a totally, lefty-pinko-liberal pacifist...but this mofo is pretty damn cool!! They MUST incorporate this into Halo 4."
(from the UAV Sniper Drone FPP)

"Come on!! Of course it's faked!
1. Nobody's can maintain a hissy-fit with that level of intensity for that long.
2. Nobody slide tackles this guy until the very end
3. Nobody in their right mind (which clearly he wasn't) stay in trashed room and doesn't make a run for it, or at least go trash other rooms.
Either way, it should be sent to all the managers that are contemplating downsizing in this perilous economy."
(from the Insert Office Space Jokes here. Or don't. FPP)

There was a fifth comment, but this was in his own spammy FPP, one which cortex dutifully deleted before banning Helixxx and banning him good. And such is the tale of how Metaflter rid itself of another one of its lefty-pinko-liberal pacifists. And a spammer as well. Yes, that was the one that he was (not the porn star or XXX extra).

[Learn more about this spammer at the Deleted Thread Blog]

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